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my mom told me that you ate the last coconut yogurt last night while you were there. fuck you marshall. it was mine.

i didn't know that but well, they're my favorites too. isn't great ?! cool. now that we bonded, stay away from my food thief.

if i see your ass near the fridge again, you're dead marshall

come on little mermaid, you already know what i can do to you.

since when tickles makes you scream my name ?

sure, whatever helps you sleep at night sweetheart. sweet dreams of me and my coconuts yogurt btw.

i tried a clumsy mermaid the other day. don't worry about my sex life, it's great.

i thought you felt my macaroni quit enough but well, if you say so. part of the denial i get it, i wouldn't believe it either.

nice pic "classy lady", loved the personal message.

who dis ?

don't recall banging that blonde.

that's your speciality sweetie.

again ?!

the rule is simple marshall, stay away from my food.

you're like those food parasites. my little tapeworm.

yeah sure, i'm not materialistic little gurl so if you think i'm mad, well you're wrong. keep it, it will suit you if it's a size 0.

sometimes i do forget you're a creep and then i remember again.

bitch -you started it-, what's wrong with my sweater ?

and i'm the one with a concussion ? wtf.

for christ's sake marshall, what are you saying ?