come on big guy don't be rude! why you ask? you want to pimp your gf ?

i found it in our bed, leonard.

your slut is so cliché. panties with message are old-fashioned, babe.

you should go live with her and dat fabulous ass. sure you could be happy. your dick too.

i'm not. i understand your feelings, love. exactly what i said to charles when he touched me so hard. not like you.

so funny. but who's the biggest slut between us ? you fucked someone in our bed. you're less respectful than me, babe.

oh but i slept with random people too. after all, that's exactly what a slut's doing.

give more details, babe. promise, I'm going touch my pussy by thinking of it. love's proof no, asshole ?

finally you and burgess are not so different.

he took it last night too before put his dick between my thighs. 

enjoy with blondie, babe. don't forget to cum on her good ass. 

i am rude ? gosh and what about you Leo ? you want the fucking truth ? I didn't fuck with burgess. and with neither other guys. cause I can't. I'm mad at you and your influence. I'm mad at me and it hurts. you won. i lost. forget all our plans. you have better to do.

always mad at you.

your only hope of forgiveness is to take an other pic of me (in our bed).

poppy is a flower you savage !

hmm marriage... i mean if you're happy, leo are you high ? haha

you're coming home tonight ?

just in case.

i could wait for you. and take care of your war wound.

I'm trying to be a good girlfriend, okay ?

or if you prefer, I could sleep elsewhere. ( you snore like a beached seal after all).

leonard costigan, I swear I'll kill you if you don't stop being an asshole (oh sorry, it's impossible, it's your favorite role).

I'm actually cooking (no you're not dreaming) and I guess fire is coming here. i prefer when you take care of me ! it's less dangerous.

yeah... I need to tell you the truth : I'm pregnant. we will have a baby ! best kind of announce, no ?

your new wallpaper ? Leo, you're so romantic omg ! I'm feeling like cinderella and the charming prince. and i took one pic of you too.

your mom terrified me at the hospital...she seemed like a witch who wanted to kill me. (not sorry, okay)

yeah I'm feeling so dominant with you. it's kind of exciting.

dat smile, babe. I took it when you picked me up at the restaurant. (proof, I'm funny).

your better protect me leo from your momzilla.

that gorgeous lad ? I would say an idiot for sure. come on, you was smiling and laughing after my jokes.

love of your life ? you're such a good actor, babe.

yes you are (a nude, tho), all my colleagues are so jealous that you're mine.

I could die because of your food ? is it a romantic death, babe ?  

me ? possessive ? what's this word meaning ?  

I'm boring and I don't want to work. distract me please (imagine my puppy face, cause you know I can be kind).

leonard costigan, are you serious ??  

don't call me brenda omg ! not my fault okay ? my mom was a huge fan of a ridiculous soap opera. damn it, I swear if you say my second name front of me, I'll kick your ass.