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 jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 11 Aoû - 1:28



big j
fuck amma chase her !

well i got my beard sorry i'm so injured shaving was not top priority ! i barely wipe my ass
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 11 Aoû - 1:38



big j
it's too soon for the l word man idk what to do !

don't you know justin timberlake's new song ? SAY SOMETHING ! now it's too late to go to the barber   is it really bad ?
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 11 Aoû - 1:47



big j
it won't come out jude, i love her but i can't say it

oh fuck it's terrible you'd bang a squirrel if it had lipstick on ! im in deep 
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 11 Aoû - 1:55



big j
i hate you !

not into animals ? well say helo to gigi for me
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 11 Aoû - 2:06



big j
haha you manage to make me laugh at my worse

i know but im scared af. i will try my best not to be a pussy anymore. you're the best twin i man would ever dream (see i do well with expressing).
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 11 Aoû - 2:18



big j
you always drink without me ! but sure wait for me    

 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 1 Sep - 21:29



big j
all good, was able to put a candom with two hands today  

but srsly been focusing on my writing you know since gabi rejected me what you up to ? should we grab a beer n stuff ?  
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 1 Sep - 22:06



big j
no i was just tryin out the new papaya flavour to see if it fits

let's do that. over eighteen ? hope animals n gingers are off limits.
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 1 Sep - 22:26



big j
a man gotta do whan a woman gotta lick  

yeah some gingers are cute but im too lazy to look for them haha (i miss her you know)
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 1 Sep - 22:59



big j
nvm jude she needs time she said loving me is making her tired n she does look tired, indeed. i think she's sick again. so let's just enjoy tonight, i might not seduce all the pretty girls for your sake  
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 1 Sep - 23:26



big j
im writing her a book, actually (don't laugh i'll break you in half) 
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Sam 1 Sep - 23:44



big j
i hate you, moron pfff ! i'll be best seller n i'll def invite you to my castle so you can get lost in my donjon
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Lun 3 Sep - 1:03



big j
hey judas. so i met this victoria girl (brunette, eyes insanely blue, looks like chipmunk but damn she's smarter than both of us combined) n i had a question : did you or did you not open the cookie jar?
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Lun 3 Sep - 1:33



big j
wat did she do glare at you with her starry eyes ?

speaking of evil yeah i know gigi had your dick in the jar too. but hey victoria seems ok we had a drink. i tried to defend your honor but she had quiet an opinion abt you.
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Lun 3 Sep - 21:40



big j
what's your definition of old ? over eighteen ? nobody wants to kill you bro you're my sweet sweet angel. but ok i wasn't planning on takin your leftovers anyway. we get along fine i'll let you know if vicky is that bad of a chipmunk after our diner tonite (sorry already invited her can't just bail to please your highness) (promise i'll just stay way all dots included after that)
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Lun 3 Sep - 22:35



big j
oh dear lord let's switch roles ! i still need my nuts to warm my lonely nights    

you never said anything ! would she want to kill me too ? is looking like you a crime ? im concerned abt my life, about the future of our line, mom is relying on me to have grandchildren n nobody is counting on you to provide the earth with the baker seed ... this is too much of a risk ! THIS DINNER IS LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF MY LIFE RN I AM SCARED YOU SHOULD GO INSTEAD
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Lun 3 Sep - 23:06



big j
what evil plans ! are you ppl into human trafficking ? would she force me to prostitute ? bc i love sex i'm not sure that would be a violation of my rights

please do my shoes are too big for you to fill n you don't stand a chance with gabi after i rip your penis off mine mine mine mine ok !  
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Mar 4 Sep - 0:18



big j
we would sell better as twinolos

i miss her so much it hurts why you talk abt her ?  

you're not my bro. you're half of me n don't worry i won't let vicky hurt your feelings again
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Mar 4 Sep - 0:57



big j
hey nothing is gayer than your college roomie trying to make out with me bc oh ho he thought i was you so please don't judge my fave movie it has jake gyllenhal n i am so protective of that guy ! have you seen those eyebrows ? you cannot be that hairy and not be half yeti half human IT'S BEYOND PERFECTION

i'm writing the chronicles of a moron i wish you would read i'd love to ask your opinion since are an expert (should i wear cock protection for the dinner with vicky ? )
 

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MessageSujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576   Mar 4 Sep - 22:01



big j
i have nothing against it but i'm really into boobies so you get to be the funky twin

come on how bad was it you need to gimme some details ! did she bite you during blowie time ?  
 

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