hey idiot i just met that college girl you used to hang out with you know ... big ass big boobs. she was like jude jude you're so awesome so i banged her. hope it's not your daughter i would hate to have sex with my niece
countryside gentleman indeed. i like to spread joy with my dick. crazy how we are identical twins and yet i'm still 2 inches longer than you. her words, not mine. love ye bro
the only chick giving me a hard time here is you but nope her name is harley. it's annoying just to look at her face kinda howdie you didn't visit for quite sometimes i'm starting to have second thoughts about our relationship
she's been through a lot of shit ! and victoria never stopped me from waiting for you on naked thursday nights. ye know i always have a spare lady for you to play with
you're lucky i love my face so much i would've punched you otherwise what's wrong ? you always have time to send me cheesy letters i figured you were drunken high somewhere in the amazon surrounded by pink string piranhas !
*SPOILER ALERT* *love you most* and you can't live with that. you should fight for your twin i mean you're my backup plan if i geta liver failure from all the drinking
you're so bad. where's your good manners ? i could be dying right know, sipping that antic bottle of whisky i stole from dad's hidden mini bar. join me and stop your nonsense.
Sujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576 Ven 15 Juin - 2:09
big j
finally i don't think i'm quiet fine with the whole divorce thing. gabrielle went to greece for a few days would you tell her you miss her, as a friend, and that she really needs to come back home now. we kissed it would be weird if i just text. you owe me, you killed my fish when we were eight !
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Dernière édition par Julian Baker le Ven 15 Juin - 2:33, édité 1 fois
Sujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576 Ven 15 Juin - 2:30
big j
and wat do you know abt relationships ? you dated a milf i can't text ! stupid idea ! she prolly think i have strong feelings and we're in the "hard to get" phase. won't go to greece fuck you im not prepared to wear open sandales yet ! n don't bullshit me with your "bob wanted to see what was out there" theory. it's a damn fish. no water, no life.
Sujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576 Ven 15 Juin - 2:58
big j
jealous of wat ? a wrinkled vagina ? no thanx i love her no need to say it out loud this is not a bloody soap opera she is sick jude you don't realize how it feels freaks me out to sleep next to the woman ! you monster argh are you kitten me right now ? i'm glad we didn't have a cat as a pet.
Sujet: Re: jude baker ▪️ 01273-283576 Ven 15 Juin - 12:38
big j
wassup with yo acting all clever now ?? i text you to text her i think it's very mature of me ! she's no happy i ruin stuff you said it so just ask her to come back for me please please PLEASE.
wat if she meets a greek guy and they eat greek yogurt n fall in love whilst i'm beggin for you to text her ! just do it man
i'm reporting you to peta (the fucking organization not the dummy in hg) hate you so much my pinky's shakin !
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i would hate to have sex with my niece 
howdie you didn't visit for quite sometimes i'm starting to have second thoughts about our relationship 
i can't text ! stupid idea ! she prolly think i have strong feelings and we're in the "hard to get" phase. won't go to greece fuck you im not prepared to wear open sandales yet ! n don't bullshit me with your "bob wanted to see what was out there" theory. it's a damn fish. no water, no life.
i love her no need to say it out loud this is not a bloody soap opera 
she is sick jude you don't realize how it feels freaks me out to sleep next to the woman ! you monster argh are you kitten me right now ? i'm glad we didn't have a cat as a pet. 