hey idiot i just met that college girl you used to hang out with you know ... big ass big boobs. she was like jude jude you're so awesome so i banged her. hope it's not your daughter i would hate to have sex with my niece
countryside gentleman indeed. i like to spread joy with my dick. crazy how we are identical twins and yet i'm still 2 inches longer than you. her words, not mine. love ye bro
the only chick giving me a hard time here is you but nope her name is harley. it's annoying just to look at her face kinda howdie you didn't visit for quite sometimes i'm starting to have second thoughts about our relationship
she's been through a lot of shit ! and victoria never stopped me from waiting for you on naked thursday nights. ye know i always have a spare lady for you to play with
you're lucky i love my face so much i would've punched you otherwise what's wrong ? you always have time to send me cheesy letters i figured you were drunken high somewhere in the amazon surrounded by pink string piranhas !
*SPOILER ALERT* *love you most* and you can't live with that. you should fight for your twin i mean you're my backup plan if i geta liver failure from all the drinking
you're so bad. where's your good manners ? i could be dying right know, sipping that antic bottle of whisky i stole from dad's hidden mini bar. join me and stop your nonsense.